HE SAID - SHE SAID =FUNNY
>He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
>She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
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>He said . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
>She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa!
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>He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
>She said .... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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>On a wall in a ladies room . . ."My husband follows me everywhere"
>Written just below it . . ." I do not!"
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>Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
>A. They already have boyfriends.
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>Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
>A. A widow
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>Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
>A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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>Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
>A. They're married.
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>Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
>God says: "So you would love her.
>" But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
>God says: "So she would love you."
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