<--4:52 PM September 25, 2005-->
DEMOCRACY MY ASS.....HOW CAN WE PREACH IT WHEN WE DON'T PRACTICE IT.
Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
It just doesn't get more accurate than that!