Decisions...........Decisions...........
>> Subject:two videos
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>> THE PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy? "Titanic" or
>> "My Life - The Bill Clinton Movie"
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>> TITANIC VIDEO: $9. 99
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>> CLINTON VIDEO: $9. 99
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>> TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
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>> CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
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>> TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their
>> forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
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>> CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their
>> forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
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>> TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
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>> CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist
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>> TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
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>> CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill
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>> TITANIC VIDEO: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
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>> CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica
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>> TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
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>> CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there
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>> TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
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>> CLINTON VIDEO: Monica is forced to return her gifts
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>> TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
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>> CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack
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>> TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
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>> CLINTON VIDEO: Monica. . . uh, never mind
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>> TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
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>> CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary . . . basically the same thing